So I just got back from running. Troy and I are getting ready to do some grilling. Troy moved the charcoal and out shot a scorpion. Neither of us have ever had to deal with a scorpion, so it was a pretty hilarious incident.

I grabbed the Raid and handed it to Troy. He sprayed the crap out of that guy and eventually it stopped crawling and just laid there twitching. Needless to say, we didn’t feel like the job was yet completed. I grabbed the lighter fluid and the matches and went to work. After we were finished, his claws, tail and legs were burned off, and he was most certainly dead.

After googling around, we are convinced that he was a Florida Bark Scorpion.

Scorpions are pretty gross, I’m not going to lie. Chalk that up to a new experience for us.

The RIAA has recently been touting that its efforts to sue consumers that illegally download and pirate their music is to benefit the artists that create the music.  Okay, I’ll humor you.  But wait…  Doesn’t this seem ironic?

There’s this crazy little game called Smash Brothers.  It’s absolutely amazing, hilarious, and fun to play.  Brawl (the newest version) is coming out next week.  So gearing up for it, here is a commercial for the original Smash Bros. game.

Enjoy!

This probably sums up my sense of humor better than anything I could say.

Huzzah!